Killing the Sexy, Volume II

Music Video Producer: Nice work, Brett. We've got Jessica Simpson, Christina Applegate and Eva Longoria in this video, with plenty of ass and boob shots.

Music Video Director: But still... it's missing something.

Music Video Producer: How about, let's see, a shot of Christina "accidentally" losing her shirt. Or let's turn down the on-set temperature and get some nipple action. Even better: During the roller skating scene, how 'bout a smash up where the girls all fall and Christina ends up sitting on Jessica's face. Oh, man. I like that one.

Music Video Director: Actually... I was thinking... shots of the girls licking Andy Dick while he fondles a pair of bowling shoes.

Music Video Producer: I, uh... are you kidding?