Here's to You and Your Skills
I'm not a smashing lay. There, I've said it.
Of course, over the years, some Kennettes have claimed otherwise. One even went so far as to declare me a "great fuck." But I know the truth. With my ridiculously undersized Irish pecker that kinda curves to the left, I can only do so much damage. And then there's my "hang time" which seems to max out at around 15.2 minutes.
But, man, can I eat pussy.
See, knowing full well that my screw skills weren't up to snuff, I focused on the tongue work. Years of practice and hundreds (or at least tens) of satisfied customers later, I feel fairly confident in my ability to bring a woman to parade-level intensity and joy with my mouth. The schlong, not so much. But the tongue; that's where it's at.
So, since today we're talkin' skills, feel free to rave on about your own skills in the comments section. Or just keep 'em to yourself, knowing full well that you rock the house.
Of course, over the years, some Kennettes have claimed otherwise. One even went so far as to declare me a "great fuck." But I know the truth. With my ridiculously undersized Irish pecker that kinda curves to the left, I can only do so much damage. And then there's my "hang time" which seems to max out at around 15.2 minutes.
But, man, can I eat pussy.
See, knowing full well that my screw skills weren't up to snuff, I focused on the tongue work. Years of practice and hundreds (or at least tens) of satisfied customers later, I feel fairly confident in my ability to bring a woman to parade-level intensity and joy with my mouth. The schlong, not so much. But the tongue; that's where it's at.
So, since today we're talkin' skills, feel free to rave on about your own skills in the comments section. Or just keep 'em to yourself, knowing full well that you rock the house.
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