Things that make Ariel go hmmmm......

1. faux-hawks
2. guys with little dogs
3. single guys with two or more cats
4. at 30, texting is still his main form of communication
5. guys who accept a "modeling" gig offered by some random dude they meet their first week in LA
6. obsessed with body hair removal
7. not obsessed enough with body hair removal
8. guys who prefer fake tits to the real thing
9. being rude to the server/bartender
10. prefer smoking pot/playing video games/suduko/fill-in-the-blank to having sex.