Strung out on Dick, part deux

OK, here's a follow up to Ken's post, with a twist. Say you had a guy who was as dumb as a stump. He had a laugh like a dying cat who just got run over. He had a form of Tourettes that only seemed to surface around your friends and family. He didn't understand the concept of "personal hygiene." But, he was hung like a prized Arabian stallion. Yeah, like 9 inches plus. Would you keep him? And wait, before you decide, he's UNTEACHABLE. That's right, he was dropped on his head as a child or something and therefore has severe learning disability/short term memory loss. There's no hope of Henry Higgins/Pygmalion whatsoever. Would you keep him, or keep the receipt and return? THINK about this, ladies. You know how much of a mental thing it is for us.