Monday Confession

TV Shows I Can't Stop Masturbating To:

Toolbelt Diva: I can't tell the difference between a sander and a woochipper, but I watch this show religiously. I can usually make it through roughly five minutes before, y'know, angst sets in.

The Sports List with Summer Sanders: It's Summer Sanders. Talking about sports. Dude, you could have Summer Sanders talking about maple trees and tax forms and it would still be stroke-worthy. Especially the stuff about maple trees.

NewsHour with Jim Lehrer: Oh, like you don't.

And in other news: Fuck you, France!