It's a Small World After All?

Lately I've been embracing our globalization by dating outside my nationality. No, I don't just mean the O.C.. And what I've found is that while the languages are different, the accents are difficult to understand, the message is essentially the same: "can I touch your boobies?"

It's quite interesting to note that despite the vast cultural differences, the general consensus around the world is that American women are easy. Far be it from me to deny the charge, as I tend to perpetuate the stereotype on an almost daily basis. My only major annoyance is with those who are uncircumcised (just kidding! Helmet or no helmet is great, as long as it still works!) No, really, just those who feel the need to personally blame me for our governments' foreign policy failures. Hey, I was watching Buffy when we invaded Iraq! Blame me for something more concrete, like causing a slight drop in sales in the adult magazine industry by posing for "Girls Gone Wild" instead of Playboy. If you're still really upset, then at least make it constructive by taking it out on me with a good anger fuck. Oooh, global warming....mmmm, pre-emptive strikes....aah yeah, terror suspects tried in a system of military commissions in Guantanamo, using interrogation and possible torture...OH YES!