Tiger Beat Crush

And when's the last time you had one of these, you jaded, desensitized lot?
For me, I think it was during George W's dad's administration. Perhaps I've accidentally tripped and fell into a time warp, but right now I'm having the kind of crush that involves furiously popping zits and hanging out at your locker waaaay too long in case he happens to walk by. This guy...this GOD among men, knows of my existence and seems content to leave it at that. Meanwhile, I crane my neck to catch his eye, emit ridiculous high-pitched giggles when he says hi and flirt, cheat, lie, steal, use any excuse to trap him into conversation. Yep, I have become the most repulsive of creatures, the girls at the mall.