A Little Too Aggressive

As you may have suspected by now, men and women are built differently. We also, from a biological and anothropological perspective, tend to approach procreation from different angles. Men gotta spread their seed to ensure progeny. Women gotta select the most genetically promising mate to ensure survival of the offspring. Somehow, we make it all work, especially when it's last call at Crazy Larry's Saloon. Now, I'm a self-professed hussy, and my sex drive breaks more speed limits as I age. HOWEVER. As much as I would like to override my biological and evolutionary makeup, when guys do the equivalent of humping my leg upon our first encounter it makes my skin crawl. You're grabbing my boobs at the end of a first date, sticking your tongue somewhere behind my left eardrum and frantically trying to get in my jeans. And there aint nothing seductive about it. It screams desperation and the more you push the less you're gonna get. So chill out, for fuck's sake. Chances are if you just waited until the second date I'd a probly beat you to the punch.