Girl Crushes

So not exactly the L-word, but I've got mad crazy girl crushes on 2.5 of the women pictured here. It's hard to explain...I don't want to be the 6 to their 9, I just want them to call me sometime. Hang out at the club. Get a Green Tea Frapp whilst traipsing through Fred Segal. Be my bff.
Here they are, in order of appearance in my twisted psyche:
1. Pamela Anderson - What can I say? I loved Barbies growing up, so this seems like a natural progression.
2. Gwen Stefani - Ooh, I just love her! I think my nose piercing was an unconscious attempt to look more like her (um...didn't work.) And did you ever see a cuter pregnant woman?!?
3. Christina A-I-can't-Spell-Last-Name - she's the least favorite, but I could see myself selling the townhouse with a 2-door garage for that voice.