File Under: "Why Didn't I Think of That?"

So someone who knows me well send me a link to this clip, which is basically some chick with a fantastic ass apparently coming out of an airport and wandering into town. And this isn't the first time I've seen this sort of clip, but I'm amazed at the psuedo subbacultcha of these amateur filmmakers who post their stuff on YouTube and critique each others' works as if they were comparing Apocalypse Now to Full Metal Jacket. Even more intriguing is the thought process that has to go into this sort of thing. In the aforementioned clip, the guy's clearly got some kinda camera hidden in a briefcase. But how long can you follow someone -- especially in, say, a mall -- before you get discovered?

To be honest, as fucking fantastic as this stuff is -- hey, it saves me the trouble of actually walking around outside staring at these asses myself -- what I'd really love to see is a secret film of the guys who secretly film these ladies' rear ends. I mean, let's learn more about the technique. How are they positioning their brief case? Have any of them evolved to James Bond-esque pen cameras? Screw wasting our valuable technology on searching Mars; what the fuck do I care about red rocks? Channel that fundage to some of these artistes and let's see how quickly they can bring the fine art of voyeur ass photography to its next level.

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of the way, by all that is holy, LOOK AT THIS GIRL. Sweet God Almighty! I've been sitting here in a puddle of my own drool for the last half hour, replaying the clip over and over again. If anyone needs me, I'm currently using all means at my disposal to identify, locate, and marry her.