There's No Business...

Folks, I've reached my breaking point. For far too long I've sat on the sidelines, watching in bewilderment, and wondering about the life of the actors in those facesitting films. Now, I've decided that it's time to throw my hat into the ring.

Last night, I sent a heartfelt e-mail and resume to the good folks at Staria Entertainment, offering myself as unpaid, non-union talent for their next feature, which I assume will be a sequel to Facesitting Camera Girls. Because the first one left so many unanswered questions. If and when I hear back, I'll let you know. Likewise, if I'm lucky enough to get the gig, I'll document it all on these very pages. So there.

In the meantime, any female thespians who would be interested in helping me practice my lines... can e-mail me at kenandariel@comcast.net.