Making Detention Fun Again

Based on my experiences and calculations, you're lucky enough if, as a thirteen year old student, you actually end up with a hot teacher. And now that teacher wants to sleep with you and send you racy videos of herself bending over for the camera? Holy Christ, I'm all for protecting the innocence of our youth, but I gotta tell ya... I'd strap myself into a time machine and trade places with that kid in an instant.