Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol. -- Anonymous

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Meredith Baxter Birney on Family Ti--wait, let me start over. Dr. Meredith Grey on Grey's Anatomy was saying last night she was on a celibacy diet, which meant she couldn't drink, because when she drank she would have sex--with all the wrong guys. Which got me to wondering, as I consulted with Drs. Ben & Jerry--would I too be celibate if I didn't drink? Would my numbers be so high if I had refused, rather than gladly accepted, that proffered Seagram's Fruit Berry Punch cooler at Melissa's 13th birthday party, the illustrious commencement of my drinking career? If it weren't for the seductive, inhibition-crushing, beer-goggling elixir, would I be *gasp* a virgin today?!?!?