Because They Can.

So the other day I got a call from my friend -- the guy who can fellate himself. Who, by the way, will always be known as they guy who can fellate himself, because it is equally fascinating and repulsive to me all at the same time. I mean, we've all watched the family dog lick its balls and comment, "Man, if I could do that, I'd never leave the house." But... seriously. I mean, man or woman, just because you can do it, does that really mean you should?