Almost as Good as the Real Thing

Last night, over a couple dozen beers, my buddy Jenga and I decided that the only thing cooler than seeing a chick give an actual blow job, is seeing a chick give the "bj face."

So to all you women out there who routinely give the bj face -- whether it's to crack up your friends, poke fun at a homeless dude, or subconsciously seduce the entire male population of the Beacon Hill Pub -- I proudly say: Excellent work! Please... do not stop.