Obstacle or Opportunity?

I've had those reoccurring dreams where I'm sitting in Algebra class, and even though I graduated 10 billion years ago, it seems perfectly normal. However, I suddenly notice I'm naked. And oh the horror, the embarrassment and shame, etc. etc. etc. But now in the dream I just sit there, proudly, holding nothing but my Mead 3-Subject notebook, because hey, what's wrong with a free preview? Might as well get that whole inhibition/self-conscious crap out of the way ASAP. Some lucky fella's gonna get the DVD screener anyway...