If the Lifetime Channel were for Men

Coming up on Lifetime:

Sleeping with Strangers: One Man's Heroic Return to the Dating Scene

Mother, May I Boink My Stepsister

My Son is Innocent, So Who Cares?

The Three Lives of Jenny: Stripper, Porn Star, Housepainter

The Moment of Truth: I Have A Beer Gut

If you wanna come up with your own titles, try this on for size.