Ken's To Do List '06
Taking a cue from the goddess Ariel, I respectfully submit my own to-do list for the new year:
Vivica A. Fox.
The mighty Denise Austin, who could crush me into fine powder with her spectacular glutes, and I'd relish every second.
Scarlett Johansson, seen here in the opening image from Lost in Translation, which has been freeze-framed so much on my TV, it's pretty much permanently burned there.
Jessica Alba.
Christina Applegate, my perennial crush.
And, of course, the mother from Good Times.
Oh, and I'd be silly to not mention TGIC and Avatar. When they hear rustling outside their windows... it's me. Or chipmunks.
Vivica A. Fox.
The mighty Denise Austin, who could crush me into fine powder with her spectacular glutes, and I'd relish every second.
Scarlett Johansson, seen here in the opening image from Lost in Translation, which has been freeze-framed so much on my TV, it's pretty much permanently burned there.
Jessica Alba.
Christina Applegate, my perennial crush.
And, of course, the mother from Good Times.
Oh, and I'd be silly to not mention TGIC and Avatar. When they hear rustling outside their windows... it's me. Or chipmunks.
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