First Things First

I have a confession to make. I've never slept with a girl on the first date.

Don't get me wrong. I've had my share of one-night stands. Some I'm quite proud of. Others... well, let's just say I may have already earned my Class One driver's license.

But looking back at all the actual, honest-to-Joe relationships I've had, none of them began with a bang. In fact, the furthest any of them went was a handjob.

One of my female friends claims that's the kiss of death. "If you give it up on the first date," she explains, "where do you go from there?"

On the flip side, another female pal said she's been let down by so many dudes who were lame in the sack, she uses the first-date fuck to weed out the inept lovers.

If you've got any thoughts on the matter, lemme know.