Who's In Charge Here?

So I'm puttering around on the web, and I come across a video of one of Dane Cook's appearances on the Tonight Show. It so happens that Charlize Theron was also a guest that same evening, and when Cook comes out, he launches into a diatribe about how much he admires her work and loves her, blah blah blah. Then he finally admits, "I'm totally kissing your ass." Right then, Theron stands up and flexes her altogether glorious ass in Cook's face, and he obligingly plants his lips on it.

An awesome piece of television indeed... but it's just so staged [you can check it out in the video section at Cook's website and see for yourself]. Amazingly, Oscar winner Theron can't pull off the casual "Hey, let me be spontaneous and shove my ass in this dude's face" move that comes so easily to drunken college chicks the world over. So I'm left, rather sadly might I add, not with the fantasy that Theron is a complete and utter ass beast, giving away free taste spoons like an insurance saleman doling out business cards, but that this whole affair was concocted in the green room just moments before the show.

My only question is: who suggested it? At first, I figgered it a no-brainer: Of course Dane Cook did, for no other reason than to empower him to call all his high school buddies and ex-girlfriends to chortle: "Dudes! My mouth! On Charlize Theron's ass! My mouth! Her ass! And I'm not good enough for you? Suck it!"

But then, around my seventy-fifth viewing, I started to wonder if, in a Keyser Soze sorta way, Theron wasn't the one pulling the strings, so as to be able to tell her buddies: "Check me out on the Tonight Show... you'll never believe what I got this fucking idiot to do on national television."

Either way, it must have been pretty fucking awesome to have been Dane Cook at that very moment.