I've Said It Before, But It Needs to Be Said Again

Dear co-workers:

If you're wondering why I'm suddenly wearing shorts in the winter, why I show up during blizzards wearing sandals, or why I never seem to have my umbrella on rainy days, it's because I only watch the weather reports on the Spanish channel.

Also, today's forecast for L.A. shows excellent chance of the sun being blocked out by a hot weathergirl's ass.