In Other News, Your Date's Arrived...

Okay. Every now and then, you reach that point where the dry spell becomes unbearable and you need some kind of release. The only advice I can offer here is:

a) If you absolutely, positively have to fuck a horse, don't bring along a buddy to videotape it.

b) Don't get caught.

Alls I know is, somewhere, this dude's parents are shielding themselves from the relentless catcalls: "Hey, their son screwed a horse."