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The Sweetest Thing.

What, you're gonna hate on a movie that includes one of the most spectacularly gratuitous ass shots in the history of American cinema, in which none other than Cameron Diaz bends over to get something out of the backseat of a car?

This is all on top of Christina Applegate simulating a BJ and pretending to rim Diaz. And, God help us, let's not forget the piece de resistance: Diaz, Applegate and the impossibly hot Selma Blair singing "The Penis Song."

It's as if the filmmakers looked inside my brain.