Was it Good for You?

These days, you could drive a miniature camera up Shakira's ass on TRL and no one would bat an eye [well, Shakira herself might, but that's about it]. But I still sit aghast at the shit they got away with on Seinfeld.

Seriously, I don't think there's ever been a show packed with so many cunnilingus references. Elaine's saxophonist boyfriend who refused to do it [then eventually caved, screwing up his ability to "perform" during an important gig later on]. Jerry bragging about "the swirl." George complaining that he "needs a map for down there." And lemme just say there's nothing like sitting around with your folks watching the tube when the characters start talking about eating pussy. Good times, those.

My personal fave is the one where George gets "the Tap": That ego-crushing motion that a woman can sometimes apply to the back of your head to let you know that whatever you're doing just ain't workin'. Myself... I'm proud to say I've never gotten the Tap. See, I try to make up with the tongue what I lack in the jimmy [being Irish and all]. But if you've ever received and/or given the Tap, please feel free to 'splain.