Understanding Women

Dear National Academy of Sciences:

Thanks muchly for providing the results of your recent study on what men and women find funny. The subtle differences between how men and women perceive humor will prove invaluable as I sharpen my stand-up routine for the next open mic night at the Hong Kong.

In the meantime, however, please feel free to dedicate your time and resources to the pursuit of more, shall I say, meaningful data, such as "women who are into rimjobs and beer who live in your neighborhood" or "Massachusetts-based college girls who are exceptionally good at giving head." Not that your current study isn't enlightening. It's good to know what makes women laugh, beyond my pathetic attempts to bring them to orgasm. But just think of the type of impact you could make with The National Academy of Sciences Presents: Local Sluts and Their Phone Numbers.

I'll be waiting.