Screw Bird Flu... Here's The New Pandemic

Is it just me, or is the dorky-guys-with-cute-chicks ratio officially off the charts? It started out in the imaginary world of TV, where balding, beer-bellied dolts like Jim Belushi and that guy from that other show could land aging but still quite hot women like Courtney Thorne-Smith and Jami Gertz. Now it seems to have spilled out into real life, where I am constantly amazed at how many near-gimps have hooked up with women who wouldn't give them the time of day in high school.