Once You Go Brown...

You know who's most likely in your office to bang Tina the hot receptionist, Jenny from Sales and Melissa in HR? No, I'm sorry, Norm in Accounting, even after those six Lemon Drops and eight Bud Lights at the company summer outing, you still have no chance in hell. Nope, it's your friendly neighborhood UPS guy. He's always super nice (I think that's one of their hiring requirements), nice legs and arms (all that lifting), always carrying a decent-sized package (run with that one!) and has to take off just when the conversation starts to get interesting. And that just leaves us wanting more.

And you know who comes in second to getting office tail? Sorry Norm, still not you; it's the water cooler delivery guy. Kinda makes you realize those white collar jobs are pretty overrated, huh?