No one knows what it's like...to be the fat man

Tyra: "The people that were staring and laughing in my face - that shocked me the most."
Us: "Hey, check out that model/actress/talk show host in a fat suit and bad pancake makeup!"

Gwenyth: "Well I put on the suit and I went outside and walked around. But...nobody would even look in my direction."
Us: "Ho hum. Another Oscar-winning actress in a fat suit. Did I remember to turn the oven off?"

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