Bring Back The Fonz

This post laments the dearth of cool dudes on TV. I want this generation's version of "The Outsiders" and I get Ryan from "The OC." What the fuck, people. He looks like the dude that just handed me another pair of jeans to try on at Diesel. Blue collar TV now means you're either from Jeff Foxworthy's School for Redneck Mullets or you're 350 pounds and have an neurotic-anorexic wife. I'm just so dang tired of the pussy boys on Laguna Beach whose version of rough living is losing their Treo at the club last night. Oh, the horror. Strip 'em down to their J Crew boxers and leave them for a few weeks in South Central. Make it next season's "Survivor" and you got your #1 fan right here!