Never Out of Style?

So here's a question that gets raised in the latest issue of Barstool Sports: At what age is a woman too old to wear a thong?

My initial feeling is that she's never too old... hell, Tina Turner prolly still looks quite fetching in one, and she could be somebody's grandmother.

Of course, reality sets in and reminds me of the horror that would be seeing my own grandmother in a thong. Again.

Your thoughts on this matter are welcome.