My Hetero Crush

As even casual readers of this blog will attest, there isn't a single fiber of my being that isn't heterosexual [not that there's anything wrong with, y'know, not being that way]. I love me the ladies and have dedicated perhaps too much of my existence to trying to thrust my tongue at or into them, and often getting whacked in the jimmy for my efforts.

That said, I'm willing to admit that there probably isn't a better looking guy in the universe than George Clooney, particularly in the curiously underrated film Out of Sight.

Okay, now that I got that out of my system... back to chicks' asses!