Lovemaking Lesson #245: Stick to the Script.

If, between hot bursts of breath in my ear, you proclaim the astounding beauty of my inner thighs and how you are planning to pack an overnight bag and spend a few nights inside them, with perhaps a couple of day trips up to Mount Breastus to admire the view, don't suddenly slide into home base and pound me through the floorboards to the downstairs neighbors' weekly Poker tournament in a manner of seconds.

Likewise if, between hot bursts of breath in my ear, you proclaim that you're gonna fuck me so hard and so fast that the downstairs neighbors will think it's an earthquake, drop their royal flushes and duck for cover under the card table, don't suddenly stop everything and spend a ridculously tiresome amount of time nuzzling my breasts.

Thank you. Please proceed to the next lesson.