Horny Chick Alert

...Mimbo show to premiere on ABC tonight!

Thanks to all your letters and emails demanding gratuitous and mindless pretty boy sitcoms on primetime TV, ABC will be premiering "Freddie", starring Mr. Buffy The Vampire Slayer and that dude who boned Tori Spelling (or was it Kelly?) on 90210. With your help, we may soon be able to eradicate the fat-ugly-men-with -anorexic-wives-shows and replace them with this kind of quality programming. Thank you for your support!