Asian Girls Do It Better

Once upon a time, I got laughed out of a meeting for suggesting that the best way to grow a company's brand would be to create a commerical featuring some hot asian girls simulating fellatio, while intermittently flashing the company's logo on the screen.

To the folks who chortled me out of said meeting, I say watch this ad [which is worth it for the gratuitous slurping sounds alone] and weep, you stodgy, grossly-undersexed dinks.

Also, until the FCC and American censors realize the harm they're doing to the gross national product by keeping blowjobs -- both real and simulated -- out of our commercials, you can reach me at my Hong Kong address. Fuckers.

By the way, if the dude who makes those Oreck vaccuums does TV ads for the Asian market, I wanna see 'em.

[File can be played with Windows Media Player, dudes.]