Porn Stars Have Feelings Too

Since both New England teams essentially shit the bed yesterday, I needed to find some ray of sunlight. So I rented Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy. It's the rags-to-riches tale of an adult film star who just used the Tool God gave him to the best of his ability. Quite inspiring, actually. But it also reveals that being a millionaire, having a gargantuan penis and banging 4000 chicks still doesn't always bring you happiness.
**Spoiler Alert**: RJ is a narcoleptic and addicted to food. A man after my own heart.