My Knickers are In a Fix

Whilst Ken is currently facing charges of muppet sexual assault, let's turn the channel to the adult version of educational programming: TLC/The Discovery Channel. I personally enjoy shows like "Monster Garage" and "American Chopper", and while I still am unable to ascertain the difference between a carburetor and a fan belt, I sure as heck can tell you what makes Paul Sr. curse a blue streak or what makes Mr. Bullock shove a tire iron up an unsuspecting ass.

"In A Fix", TLC's show about..uh...home improvement(?) is on the right track to holding my interest. Dude, there's some hot guys on that show. Not the retarded metrosexuals with designer tool belts that just stepped off a Volkswagon Jetta ad to tell you about light fixtures. I'm talking about the hard body, blue collar boys like Justin, who actually, you know, do this for a LIVING. Round up a bunch a guys just like him, take off their shirts and make 'em demolish a dry wall for an hour. That would make Ariel very, very happy. Oh, and smarter, too!