Ken, Voyeur

Sitting at a friend's Labor Day thingee on Commonwealth Ave the other day, and suddenly everything comes to an audible halt. No, Crazy Jenkins didn't put his balls in the punchbowl again. Instead, all eyes were fixed on the girl in the photos above, who spent the better part of an hour trying to tie down a mattress to the roof of her car. Intriguingly, one of the guys alledgedly "helping her" seemed more interested in finding new and innovative ways to get her to bend over. And as the traffic started to snarl to Mass. Ave., it became apparent that we weren't the only ones hypnotized by the unfolding drama.

To whoever she was -- and to her male cohort -- I give a hearty "thank you."