I ::Heart:: Cooter

So I happen to overhear a couple of BU girls on the train the other day, and one of them starts talking as-a-matter-of-factly about her boyfriend's "dink."

Dink? Honey, I wanted to say, you do your man no favors by calling it a "dink." A newborn baby has a dink. Possibly some midgets. But not anyone over the age of 13. That's about as sexy as some chick getting me all hot n' bothered, then asking if she can hold my "pee pee." Just like that ::finger snapping sound::, the tower collapses and the game's over. Thank you, and good night.

For the record, I use "cock." Not "dick" or "wang" or "Love Missile F-11." Okay, maybe there's the odd occasion where I'll use "Little Jimmy O'Sullivan," but that's typically relegated to St. Patty's Day. Or, y'know, when I'm on "bizness."

Similarly, I like it when a woman refers to her holiest of holies as her "pussy." And I'm man enough to admit that "cooter" is pretty hot too. Yeah, that's right. I said "cooter." Represent!