God Bless the Boys in Tights

Ladies and Gentlemen;
Football season has officially begun.
Tight ends strut with tight asses.
Tatted out triceps throw TD passes.
Quads strain through spandex to leap up and catch
Those TD passes that can't be matched.
Huddle. Tackle. Punt. Kick.
Offensive. Defensive. Sack. Blitz.

If this aint poetry, what is?