Bedtime Reading

What did we, as a society, do before they started manufacturing women's underwear with catchy, sexy phrases on them? How the fuck did we even get by? God knows they've improved my days and nights tenfold. My personal fave was a pair that Kennette v4382 would wear, that had the words "Your Face Here" printed across the back. Although I'm also fond of the ones with "It Ain't Gonna Lick Itself" across the front. All I can say is that it's just further proof that Earth is the best goddam planet to be living on. Word.