She is Such a Teese

What I find so fascinating and deliciously ironic about this great country of ours is that while we are guilty of excess in every other arena, when it comes to sex and the female body we actually prefer less to more.

Scroll down this page to handsome Ken Doll's posts. The A-,B-,C-, or D-lister celebs he woos have not, I believe, taken off all their clothes in public. They have teased the fuck out of him, pushing the envelope to the absolute teetering-off-the-ledge point, but still, fabric and (therefore) powerful sex appeal remain.

Interesting, no? Millions of Girls Gone Wild will cheerfully flash their tits for the flash of the camera, there are more porn stars than mailboxes in my zip code, and yet the ones who leave it on are the ones who get their magazine spread. And, those who push the envelope too far, such as these wardrobe malfunctions, are usually punished, not rewarded for their reveals. For example, when's the last time you saw Ta-ta Reid on the cover of a magazine?

Which brings me to the beautiful pin-up girl above, Dita Von Teese. That's almost-Mrs. Manson to you. Mr. Manson, who has gone to every possible extreme imaginable and then some, is a good ol' American boy at heart. He prefers the company of a girl who uses pasties and feathers in her strip tease, who recalls a more modest, demure era as opposed to the televised gynological exam on Spice. Something to keep in mind, ladies, when the Girls Gone Wild crew hits your neck of the woods.