O for an O

One of the seven deadly sins is LUST. I heartily disagree. Indeed, some of my sexual adventures have been a downright religious experience, and I would argue that JC's golden rule comes in very handy during the act of fornication: Do Others As You Would Have Them Do You.

Sadly there are those who do not follow the Golden Rule. I won't name names (Joe S., Michael C., Timothy M., Mahatma K., Giorgiescu P.,) but these heathens will not be allowed in my sacred ground anytime soon. Oh yeah, they are great with the prayer and worship talk, but after I've loved thy neighbor for nearly half an hour, they roll over and commence silent meditation instead of loving thy neighbor whole-heartedly in return. What has happened to the Good Samaritan, who sees a neglected punani in need of salvation? I'm telling you, a camel will fit through the eye of a needle before their raised Rod will part my Sea anytime soon.