The Ghost of VMA present

Me watching VMAs.


"A Crazy Highlight from the VMAs", courtesy of Getty Images, in case you missed the strategically-placed white type. If you look closer, you can see that absolutely no one is paying attention to them. That, to me, illustrates beautifully how douche-baggy boring it all was.

Only moment that caused me to lift my head slightly from couch cushion in mild interest: when 50 Cent crew was yelling FUCK YOU! to Fat Joe and the censor-bleep guy was obviously out taking a piss. Puff-Diddly-Sean-Combs looked skeered, as if he suddenly realized for the first time all night: Aint no bodyguards on stage.