mcgregordiazarielsandwich

When I grow up, I want be every single goddamn atom in this picture. I want to be within millimeters of Ewan-pure-dead-bloody-brilliant-McGregor's lips. I want to be hottie-tree-hugger-Cameron Diaz, with that ridiculous hyena laugh and five-mile-high legs. I want to be the microphones that catch every droplet of spittle that falls from Ewan's salivary glands. Hell, I wanna pull Cammie's hair and suck her face. I wanna morph into her arms and legs and wrap them around Mr. McGregor's sideburns. Oh yeah, and I wanna go onstage and win an award.