The Bachelor -Season Two. Would you pick....

...Bachelor #1, who dresses impeccably, is always on time, knows exactly what to say or do in every situation, charms your parents, makes your girlfriends wild with envy BUT has a concave chest, a slightly-less-than-average size member and tends to fall asleep after your once-a-weekly-seven-minute-coitus workout.

OR, would you pick...


...Bachelor #2, whose version of "dressing up" is to put on a slightly-ripped flannel shirt, eats like every meal is the last for the next fifteen years, makes a complete ass of himself at every social gathering, causing your girlfriends to shake their heads in disapproval BUT his entire body is rock-hard, he's hung like a horse and your once-every-seven-minutes-coitus workouts are giving you a permanent limp.

Whom would you choose?