I Want a Famous Face

What the CHRIST, is all I can say, of this train wreck of a show that I keep watching even though my brain keeps screaming to turn. the. FUCKING. CHANNEL. And it's mostly girls that want to risk possible mutiliation and serious post-op nastiness for the chance to be possibly mistaken for a certain celebrity by drunk idiots at a bikini contest. Or get into Playboy. But get this: Playboy wants real tits. Or at least natural looking ones. Don't see no guys on the show, wanting to look like Brad Pitt or The Rock or whatever. Except one guy who wanted to look like Ricky Martin. Do I need to 'splain that one?
And wait-- if you get all that shit done to your face and body, how does it age? Like dishwasher-worn Tupperware?