Commence Visual Scan

Not that anyone asked, but for the record, my typical "once over" of a female follows this strict regimen:

1) The derriere [quel surprise, I'm sure, to regular readers of this blog].
2) The eyes [blue = bonus].
3) The teeth [If there's one half-decent thing I've got, it's good choppers. And to avoid astronomical orthodonture bills, it's wise to mate with someone who possesses similarly exceptional teeth].
4) The arms [I'm all about this new school "chicks with biceps" thing. Until it reaches, say, barbarian porportions, natch].
5) The police record [been there, done that, entered the witness relocation program, etc.].