Nerds Make Better Lovers

One of the most spine-threatening lays of my life was levied at the hands [and hips] of Marcella B., an aspiring legal librarian who, in her words, "slummed" as a chemist [yes, you read that correctly]. Nerds can fuck, yo. And we've all got one in our past. Tell me he or she wasn't one of the best you've ever had.

Oh, and if you've ever screwed me... yes, that qualifies.