This Space for Rent

As a guy, I'm often victim to that involuntary muscle twitch that forces me to turn around and crane my neck to check out any cute females who happen past me. It's a phenomenon that is never really perceptible to guys until they observe other guys doing it. Then, and only then, do you realize just how obvious this is to the opposite sex and, basically, anyone with eyes.

So, ladies: Seeing as you already have this captive audience peforming all sorts of contortionist moves just to get a glimpse of your backside, why not put that ass to work? No, we haven't gone all Huggy Bear... we're talking about advertising. Because today's savvy companies, having finally realized what really gets guys attention, have begun renting space on breasts, derrieres, pregnant bellies... basically any square inch of flesh that a person will let 'em have.

This may be the liquor talking, but something deep down tells me that nothing good can come of this.