I just asked for paper clips, Moneypenny

In case you didn't know, we American chicks have garnered a helluva reputation around the global neighborhood. Boys from Glasgow to Cape Town are taught that all they need is a foreign brogue and girls from Oakland to Albany will drop and give 'em plenty.

Hey, I admit it: I'm a guilty party. Those bloody accents got me into trouble when I was backpacking through Europe after high school. Guys that I would barely give a second glance would innocently ask me for the time and suddenly, inexplicably, I would be begging them to take me home and shag me silly. The only cure for my addiction was to work 6 months in an English Pub; those buggers drove me insane and made me want to throttle, not coddle, anyone who sounded like Oasis or the Osbournes.

I have friends from Australia who have decided that Amsterdam is "so last year" and that inseminating the entire female population of Southern California is much more enticing (and easy.) Every six months or so they come over to visit, get laid, buy some souvenirs and return home to their ordinary lives--where they are just the boys who live next door and no one thinks their accents are particularly "awesome."

All you gentlemen with US Passports, I would suggest you give these blokes a run for their money and do some overseas insemination yourselves. I hear that foreign girls love American dudes looong time!